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I make ugly things.

Nobody wants this. Get yours anyway.

Adopt one

Up for adoption

Darlene
Just a Guy
Darlene
$0
Toot My Own Horn
Just a Guy
Toot My Own Horn
$0
Breakfast Pastry Tray
Trinket Dishes
Breakfast Pastry Tray
$10
Martini Olive Tray
Trinket Dishes
Martini Olive Tray
$10
Horace
Just a Guy
Horace
$8
Biscuit Brian
Fridge Dwellers
Biscuit Brian
$0
Cocoa Bathsheba
Trinket Dishes
Cocoa Bathsheba
$10
Cookout Carl
Just a Guy
Cookout Carl
$0

See everyone up for adoption

Habitats

Just a GuyCar Vent BuddiesFridge DwellersCharmsTrinket DishesFlower HoldersTin Climbers
1,282

released into the wild.
Little creatures left in little plastic domes for strangers to find. Found one? Scan its tag.

Feed the Machine

You provide the nonsense. I provide the creature. Give me up to three words and get one original, handmade, questionable creature back.

Feed it5 slots open

The Flock

Baking Baked
ADOPTED
Baking Baked
Adopted
Red Hot Chili Pipers Magnet
ADOPTED
Red Hot Chili Pipers Magnet
Adopted
Wendell in the Wagon
ADOPTED
Wendell in the Wagon
Adopted
Doughnald
ADOPTED
Doughnald
Adopted

Everyone who's been adopted

Find me IRL

Whichcraft A Makers Market (@whichcraftamakersmarket). I have a shelf there. The creatures on it do not have QR codes yet, so they are off the grid. Very mysterious.